"Avoid the central tables in the lower area of Guy's. Sitting there can feel like you're on the central reservation of the M6 as other tables are served."
"For the uninitiated, liquor is parsley sauce. Great pies and service, don't listen to the moaners - they probably think proper pies and pasties involve the words Pukka and Ginster."
"Don't forget to ask for every little extra you might want with your meal when you order. Only straws and napkins when you fight your way to the seating."