Amanda Butler

"The shoe floor is the tenth circle of hell. Sales associates yelling at each other across the floor, throwing shoe boxes, generally being unprofessional. Avoid at all costs."

"This is a really confusing airport. Departures and Arrivals are in the same place and the security lines are upstairs. BUT the security people are fast and no-nonsense."

"Try cuddling with Benson! His gums are the smelliest in Brooklyn."

"The bhabaganoush here is among the best I've ever had. Great selection for vegetarians - get the falafel bowl! Tons of food for 7 bucks!"

"The soundtrack here leaves a little bit to be desired, but I've never had a bad pedicure here. Amy is great, ask for her!"