"Great burgers and cocktails. Also, there's a pregnancy test in the vending machine by the bathroom, just in case."
Dive Bar
· Portland, United States
8.6"Candy lets you smoke."
Taxi
· Estacada, United States
"The wings are super fatty and mushy. Nowhere near crispy. Who knew you could screw up wings?"
Bar
· Portland, United States
6.2"Only come here if you want to sit at the bar for 15 minutes and not be given so much as a glad of water or a menu. Worst service ever."
American
· Estacada, United States
6.5"Eat everything in sight and let a calf suck your thumb."
Farmers Market
· Ephrata, United States
8.7"Judy fucking rocks. Tip her."
Bar
· Portland, United States