Adrian Monck

"This is the real Switzerland. Try the local Malans Pinot Noir or Blau Burgunder."

"Looks cheesy but lots of effort on homely decent grub. Recommend the faggots!"

"Home of The Resurrection by Piero della Francesca."

"The best value and cheeriest service at 1600."

"An authentic, down at heel, neighbourhood Indian restaurant. But in Geneva."

"Easyjet note: If you're dropping a bag, Speedy Boarding is a waste of money, since you need to queue at bag drop for a stamp on your boarding pass..."