"The machines are free. The joystick on Donkey Kong is flakey. Ms PacMan has been hacked! She flies at triple speed."
Gay Bar
· Chicago, United States
8.4"Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side."
Gay Bar
· Chicago, United States
6.0"Good eats but oh boy is it totally Douchelandia. The skinny jean industry would collapse if the patrons here stopped buying them."
Lounge
· Chicago, United States
5.9"When you're in the steeply raked seats do NOT lean forward! You block the sight lines of the paupers behind you in the nosebleed seats!"
Concert Hall
· Chicago, United States
9.5"By far the worst security ever TSA is efficient but all these families and kids make it a mess."
International Airport
· Orlando, United States
7.1"Amazing food! Too bad it's not convenient for me to get to."
Tacos
· Chicago, United States
8.6