"Don't attempt a selfie near the outside rail, else choppy water or a disgruntled mermaid takes your phone into the murky depths. #ItHappenedToMyLandlord"
Piers
· San Pedro, United States
"Lots of great books, but don't ask the cashier where you can recharge your kindle; she may curse you out and summon Cthulu to harvest your soul and stuff."
Bookstore
· Los Angeles, United States
9.1"It's good luck to wink at the large rabbit, and say "What's up Doc?""
International Airport
· Sacramento, United States
7.4"If you just slammed a few beers, try not to sit on the inside of the booths, as your dinner companions will be tempted to poke you with the skewers for interrupting the cheese orgy."
Fondue
· Sacramento, United States
7.8"No more free drink tickets, so you will have to make Pruno in the bathtub if you want an affordable buzz after your daily conference workshops."
Hotel
· Sacramento, United States
6.1"Don't leave your plate alone, or a bird will swoop down, eat your munchies then piece out like a stoner friend who visits you after halloween."
Mexican
· Long Beach, United States
5.5