Andy Szybalski

"breakfast bagel with bacon and cheddar on a poppy seed bagel. Yum!"

"look out one of the vertical-striped windows toward Columbus circle. move your head left and right."

"get the Cuban empanada! tasty spicy pork"

"It's named after a bag of coffee beans, not after an actual bean bag."

"Over medium eggs are perfectly done! And bacon!"

"Get a $1.90 beer. Stand around like a vulture waiting for a seat to open up."