Max Krueger

"Sweet Jesus, this place is gonna be trouble for my marriage."

"The package pickup line is on the left for the last window. Bring a boon and maybe a folding chair, you'll be there for at least a half hour in a Saturday."

"Incredibly friendly staff, helped me out in a very strange custom key grinding situation, and then wouldn't let me pay. Definitely will be back when I need keys done."

"When the elevators seem the most packed, wait by the buttons, you'll get a better shot at the opening doors for the back cars."

"Though it's tempting to wait for the Q100, often times you'll hit the F at the same time as a Q69 if that comes first."

"There's an amazing dog who lives on the 8th floor. He's cooler than all other dogs..."