Anthony Sorrentino

"Ask about the dueling toilets, they are a well kept secret. Ask your sever about it, lean in really close and whisper "battleshits" and they will know what you are talking about.."

"Fuck this place."

"Watch out crackheads and drunken bums.... they tend to gravitate to places like this to purchase bum beer and glass roses with chore boy. Oh yeah I almost forgot they sell all types of pot pipes too."

"Excellent place to dump or hide a dead body...."

"The kids are awkward and aggressive....."