Aref Yehia

"horrendous, incompetent, arrogant management and staff. so uptight about a pair of shorts yet the place is a complete trashy drunken fest."

"Great sandwiches! horrible phone service if you are ordering delivery"

"real fun.. come in a group of 3 to 5 maximum"

"Ask for the confusing but amazing biscuit w ra7a ice cream"

"Book thru Lime&Tonic; you get pool access, lunch and a massage for 350 dhs i stead of pool access alone for 500 dhs."

"Never apply for a new passport here. Do it in Beirut. They say it takes 6 weeks; mine took 10."