Arielle Alterman

"The bus you want is never here. And in the slight chance it is, be prepared to get herded on it like cattle waiting for their last breath."

"This is the place to learn to cuddle, major in big spoon or little spoon!"

"Grasshopper was amazing! Like a frozen thin mint with alcohol"

"This place was not good. Stick to what Israel does best, shawarma and falafels"

"A dirty 6th fave...fratastic."

"Make sure you are the first person to stand up after the plane has landed and stand in the aisle for 25 minutes."