Ashley Wirthlin

"What a great Hillsboro Chamber of Commerce meeting here last week! Thanks so much for hosting, Starbucks! And thanks for the gift basket from the business card drawing! :)"

"Take the hay ride and find your way through the corn maze!"

"Want some awesome service with that new do? Come on in for your artistic hair needs!"

"Want some terrible service with that froyo?"

"Don't expect any greeting, acknowledgment, or friendliness, regardless of how busy the place is. Even for a Subway, this one brings "shitty" to a new level."

"It's really not that bad. Join an actual club if you want high-end gyms. But even those aren't all that great.. For the price and options in classes, I dig it."