Luis de Avendaño

"Good tortilla with a choice of onion or plain. Common in the north but not so much in Madrid."

"Fosters for only €3 if ordered three at a time."

"Slow service but pleasant once it arrived. Very odd recipes. Many dishes are unrecognisable although edible."

"Cheap if it worked."

"Despite being half empty and calling the waiter several times, we left after 30 minutes as no one would take our order."

"Slow service. There’s a a counter to picking up online orders and avoid the queues but there’s no one there."