Earnest Hansley

"Unlike the Supercenter, they don't sell alcohol past midnight."

"The WhichWich Guest Wi-Fi password is: "whichwich326"."

"Tragically, the once fully functional A&W real draft root beer tap has gone from "Out Of Order" to "For Display Purposes Only.""

"The Massaman Curry here is amazing!"

"Make sure you know where you're going. Once you start this bridge, you can't stop!"

"Get in a fight and frighten all the fish in the aquarium."