Ben Pierce

"Excellent beach raves, excellent excellent excellent"

"The mediocre food is only half as annoying as the loud club music and the paintings of random Italian movie stars. This place blows and I hate it."

"It's a pure form of joy to be able to drunkenly realize there is a truck selling piles of brisket, pulled pork, and tri-tip mere feet from where you've hunkered down with your poison of choice."

"Use your shoulder to open the double doors so you don't mush your little fingytips"

"This place is where the devil decided to take up residence in Old Town, and not in a cool way. Food and drinks are just exactly perfectly stupid."

"The food is fantastic, the table next to the door is very cold though. The wait times are crazy but Triple Crown is right down the street, go have a beer and some darts!"