"Come liquored up before you come because the lay out and ordering process will drive you bat shiz crazy. What does this line do? Where are your menus? Wood fire? What's regular? #nofungshui"
Pizza
· Dover, United States
9.1"When the Mayer is in da house, he'll buy you a beer."
Sports Bar
· Phoenix, United States
5.6"Beans. Nuff said. Well, and cold beer with a rare steak."
Steakhouse
· Sonoita, United States
6.1"Great vibe. No uppity here (till massholes arrive). Drink and chill brah."
Caribbean
· Ogunquit, United States
8.1"When the mayor is in the house, you are allowed to open a beer and drink it while shopping, free o' charge. Tell them I sent you."
Grocery Store
· Portsmouth, United States
9.2"New England gringos better support my taco stand. Best meshcan food in the Seacoast. Mas tamales por favor. Jodan coños de la patrulla fronteriza!"
Mexican
· Kittery, United States
8.3