Boz Munnich

"Cleveland Park is awesome. Very misleading, however. It's in Greenville, not Cleveland. I drove 12 hours for nothing."

"The Greenville zoo is great! But they asked me to leave because I kept asking how much the Lions cost. They never even told me how much."

"January is the best time to come to Fall for Greenville. No lines."

"Here's a tip: Go to a real baseball game."

"Don't douche in the Oreo's peanuts."