Brandon Mallard

"Make sure you try the lemonade...awesome...and chill on the wait staff...they do just fine"

"Try bens hole...its so loose from all the black guys who have barebacked it that its sorta like one of those bouncy castles u cllimb in and jump around! (Only big enough for adults!)"

"They take 20 minutes to pour u a coke, five cars go thru the drive thru before someone acknowledges ur existance & after all that time ur food is hard/cold and has reverted back to its plastic state"