"You can get a ticket you'll have to actually pay or fight in federal court for driving around speed bumps in the parking lot! "Click it or ticket!" "Drive over the bump and we'll rape your rump!""
Parking
· Renton, United States
"My favorite fish and chips, period."
Fish and Chips Shop
· Renton, United States
7.6"DO NOT park in the lot at 909 Kapahulu. Your car will be booted by smug parasitic opportunistic leeches who will extort $160 cash from you before they let you go."
Bakery
· Honolulu, United States
9.2"I seriously miss the almost-never-a-wait self checkout..."
Warehouse or Wholesale Store
· Covington, United States
8.5"I've rented here twice now, and had a great experience both times. Cars were just fine, and free upgrade with Foursquare check-in."
Rental Car
· Denver, United States
4.5"Great salad!"
Speakeasy
· Renton, United States