Brandon Buffington

"For a gaming establishment with a bunch of guys the bathrooms here is really clean! And smells good too!"

"On the weekends, there isnt a worse parking situation on the planet."

"The morons here can't tell a tie clip from a money clip. Go to Calvin Klein next door instead."

"Don Juan with at least 3 extra tortillas and either horchata or Mexican soda is the way to do it right. Be sure to shake Juan's hand when you see him. He might be the best restaurant owner in Austin!"

"I'd pay more to buy what I needed at Target instead of Walmart. True Story."

"P12 is where it's at. I've heard P11 is amazing too!"