Caitlyn Cathcart

"The best waxing in New York. Anya is simply wonderful!"

"The Connecticut Roll. It's the best of both worlds--steaming hot, buttered and seasoned lobster on roll. How can you go wrong?"

"Certain felines at this establishment may or may not try to use your jeans as a scratching post while you may or may not still be wearing them."

"The vegetarian lasagna is no joke. I could eat it for days. Get to the Standard when it's fresh, just after 5 pm, and your stomach will thank you."

"This fine establishment maintains a strict no-pants policy. Wear your good skivvies."

"Tuesdays and Thursdays (3-5:30) the facilities are reserved for the Teen Program and not open to the public."