captain skyhawk

"Free wifi!"

"I know that the building isn't the most important thing, but why would anyone go to a church with corrugated metal sides, when you can go to one that looks like this?"

"They moved the little store w/ Troy gear to where the old layaway section used to be."

"I'd love this place if it wasn't for the incredibly obnoxious "contemporary" religious music that plays on a non-stop track."

"Does anyone ever actuall buy Lax at an Ikea? Do they even stock it?"

"Man, screw this crowded, overpriced pile of crap. Here's a tip: eat somewhere else"