"Arrive by jetpack, cause you won't find any parking closeby."
Baseball Field
· Phoenix, United States
"Make sure you grab a Phoenix New Times to read while you wait for 30 minutes behind 3 people."
Smoothie Shop
· Phoenix, United States
5.4"If Chipotle was a girl I'd hold her hand in the back of the school bus."
Mexican
· Scottsdale, United States
7.9"Look for Kirk, the bartender with the beard. Not only does he make great mixed drinks, but he'll let you rub his chest hair...upon request. Tell him Casey sent ya!"
Mediterranean
· Phoenix, United States
8.6"Loudly ask Cody if there's a doggy on the tv."
Tech Startup
· Phoenix, United States
"Absolutely incredible ketchup packets."
Café
· Scottsdale, United States