Alan Chapman

"Crap. Loads of stuff not working, staff rubbish. Disappointed."

"This place is a fking joke. NHS direct send us here urgently with an appointment for our 1y old with scorching temps & blue lips. 1.5h later we're still here. The NHS should be ashamed. Pricks."

"It's a bit like the Hotel from the TV show 'Benidorm'...... All Inclusive crowd, Drag Acts, Karaoke, Magic Shows etc etc...... great if you like that sort of thing, not so great if you don't!"

"Best Cornwall cottages in my opinion!"

"£6 for the best car wash in town! They do a great job!"

"The car park fills up by about 7.45am. Arrive early to avoid disappointment."