Charlie Stokes

"The food is eventually going to kill my digestive system."

"Nice cheap drinks, 20p more than the union without the scumminess, smell or bouncers. Food cheap, students!"

"Completely mental during the day due to the schools and museum trips. Bloody tourists."

"WE ARE MINERS, ROYAL MINERS!"

"The circle line here has terrible service and will almost certainly be late if you need to get somewhere quickly."

"I hate the tube."