"I'm no play cafe newspaper critic, but if I was; my name would be Chester Pompington and I would give this place 2 brightly coloured balls out of 10."
Playground
· Campbelltown, Australia
"Very conservative."
History Museum
· Sydney, Australia
"Full of ugos. Don't visit after dark."
Mall
· Rosemeadow, Australia
5.2"Great morning or afternoon out with young kids. Good value for money and friendly service. All wineries should have this."
Amusement Park
· Luddenham, Australia
6.4"Trim: first cat to ever circumnavigate Australia."
Library
· Sydney, Australia
8.9"It is considered good luck to pat the boar's snout, thus the discoloration. Note the colour of the penis."
Hospital
· Sydney, Australia