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Chris Smith

Chris Smith

I hate most things.

New York, NY
  • 26 Tips
  • 236 Followers
  • 268 Following
  • 2 Lists
Chris's Lists in All Cities
  • Buffalo
  • Orchard Park
  • Cheektowaga
  • Coudersport
  • West Seneca
  • Orlando
  • Williamsville
  • Hamburg
  • Blasdell
  • All Cities
Chris's Top Cities
Buffalo
7 Tips
Orchard Park
6 Tips
Cheektowaga
3 Tips
Coudersport
2 Tips
West Seneca
2 Tips
Orlando
1 Tip
Williamsville
1 Tip
Hamburg
1 Tip
Blasdell
1 Tip
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Chris Smith
2 places updated
2 places including LaGuardia Airport, Village Eatery
Chris Smith
50 places updated
50 places including Panera Bread, SPoT Coffee, Jacob Wirth Restaurant, Summer Shack
    Chris's Recent Tips
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    "The only reason to eat here is if you lost a bet or you're completing a dare in some gonzo gray colored meat competition."
    Chris SmithChris Smith · July 9, 2014
    Fast Food
    · Williamsville, United States
    7.2
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    "The lobby smells like pennies, Seneca cigarettes, and regret."
    Chris SmithChris Smith · July 2, 2014
    Supermarket
    · Buffalo, United States
    4.9
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    "There are dozens of superior options within three blocks of this tar pit of suburban ennui unleashed on our urban streets. Make better choices, your Mom is disappointed in you."
    Chris SmithChris Smith · July 2, 2014
    American
    · Buffalo, United States
    6.7
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    "If you're eating here, I assume that everyone who has ever loved you has left you."
    Chris SmithChris Smith · July 2, 2014
    Italian
    · Cheektowaga, United States
    7.7
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    "Take a look around for a moment, drink it in. That you're here says something about you and all the choices you've made which have led to this nadir. Have the courage to make better choices, leave."
    Chris SmithChris Smith · July 2, 2014
    Supermarket
    · West Seneca, United States
    5.7
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    "Be sure to swing by the hot bar during your visit! Get some lukewarm fried foods while wrestling with all the choices that led you to this low point."
    Chris SmithChris Smith · May 17, 2014
    Supermarket
    · Orchard Park, United States
    5.7