Christian Vasquez

"Hour long wait for such a small amount of food. People who came after us were served first. Had stuffed chicken which was pretty much fried chicken cutlet with some special sauce. Not returning."

"I think you drop off mail here.... Not sure."

"A lot of curry."

"Make sure to say hi to Christian, the mayor. He's the man."

"Don't drink the bright red drink. It'll leave you like Marty in Home Alone when he's getting electrocuted."

"BOW DOWN TO A TRUE PIMP!!"