"Sunday roast terrible. Belly pork had no crackling. Tasteless rubber. Beef way overcooked. Roast potatoes oily not crispy. Veggies watery. Even lager was flat. Handled complaint v badly too."
"Every time I've caught a connection from here, one or other of the trains is late. Avoid it. It's unpleasant and the stroppy girl who works in Pumpkin Cafe has a penchant for over-charging."