Cornelius Butterpants

"The gym upstairs is obnoxious. Check their schedule before coming, especially if you have a hangover. http://www.physiqueon6th.com/Class_Schedule.html"

"Drivers that bring sacks of gold and jewels will be considered to move ahead of the line."

"Shh, they DO have chilaquiles."

"Try the chicken paella, it will change your life."

"It moves its truck or it gets the horn again!"

"Stop calling it "strong beach". "Bong leach" is still acceptable, however."