"Came here twice and it was a disappointing experience. First time, waitress was nice but forgot about us for about 45 minutes. Breakfast buffet was okay, I could have gone to ihop for the same food."
"Shitty coffee, but their tea is average to good. Their sushi bar is a decent option if you can't stop at an actual Japanese place. Try the Magnum Ice cream if you have a sweet tooth!"
"Beware of the resident agent of evil. His job is to keep guard and hunt down intruders mercilessly. He will not stop until the last thing you see are his beady black eyes. He goes by the name of Rito."