Craig Marshall-Nicholls

"Fishy soupy starter is amazing. And everything here is both simple and excellent. Love it all."

"Don't even bother on a Friday night, the place is MOBBED. I'm coming back tomorrow."

"Bitter, sour-faced staff that clearly do not give a shit about their guests. Everything is too much trouble. Avoid."

"Disappointing - looks the biz but lacks character, service is sloppy and food is mediocre at best, especially for the price. Plenty of better places to eat. Get a cab and go to Dr Frog's - amazing."

"Don't stroke Djinn (the cat) on the tummy - she ain't at all keen."

"Pack an eyeshade if you want to sleep past dawn, the curtains do nothing. Internet is cheap and pretty fast."