C Stephen Kidder

"Best Mayor ever!"

"Tip the dancers well & they'll give you a lap dance you'll never forget! The drinks are strong & the lighting is excellent! Tell them Bette sent you for free Jell-O shots!!! Fabulous!"

"If AnaSLIME needs an enema, the tip will be inserted here!"

"Here's a tip: This is where Rosemary's baby lives!"

"Ring the bell three times for luck!"

"Best place in Frontierland for a Mickey Pretzel w/cheese! Watch the river traffic glide by! Shh this is a mostly undiscovered locale. Let's keep it that way!!!"