Dave Amodt

"Blah, generic, boring."

"Pass on the cheap animal fat taco meat, get their alkali zing veggie burrito with quac, and fresh cucumbers, and I'll guarantee you'll feel great the rest of the day!"

"Bring good water shoes!!"

"The place that has security locks like a pawn shop in a big city? A place that won't sell their products to the public? We just supposed to sit out in the parking lot, check in, then you run out?"

"But why is it that they can have 6 people working there, and yet only run one cash register at a time?"

"Ya got to get there before 11 to get a slice of pizza!"