Dave Royer

"Just ignore all the empty bottles of Nyquil that are lying around."

"Best cuban sandwich north of Miami. Greatest coleslaw in this solar system."

"I always order my tacos sans jalapenos. Last time they forgot to remove them and i went into anaphylactic shock. Thanks guys."

"You better be ballin'."

"The help isn't exactly friendly around here. If you can't find it on your own, prepare to go eff yourself."

"I asked if they would stick one of their cold cut sandwiches in the oven for me. They responded "No, we fix them Mike's way". Haven't been back since."