David Mudek

"Does this look like a martini to you... Me neither!"

"Just watching some community on the iMac."

"Worst hotel stay ever. Unfriendly staff who were unsympathetic when they sold out our room and refused to fix the problem."

"Feel free not to tip, they felt free to not honor Corp discounts for service members."

"Call the apple care number as they will actually replace your broken products covered by warranty instead of play games causing multiple trips."

"How long do you have to wait at the FEDEX counter in Kinkos until the kid at the end of the counter dicking around comes to ask "How can I help you?". Don't know but at least 10 so far."