Peeshepig

"Pancakes and coffee!"

"Best movie theatre seats in town!! But make sure you don't get stuck sitting next to an ignorant fat fuck who talks through the whole movie."

"Visit the Little Red Lighthouse under the bridge and actually go inside!"

"Don't take the remote without permission!"

"Bring Lysol just in case the seats smell like ass!"

""Get there early. The staff is usually slow and/or making personal phone calls on their cell phone.""