Desmond LaVelle

"Get a bagel. They make them in house."

"Ramey Bordeaux, wine bar, don't waste another minute!"

"If you see a Siamese Cat at the end of Glenwood Ave, it's Hugo. He found his way back home from Iowa only to find that home was no longer there. Give him a pat on the head and perhaps a can of tuna."

"Byron's declaw was a fatal operation. He bled to death. Now go to 38th Street and Hawthorne Ave for the Eternal Life of Hugo, be careful!"

"I hope you brought your jacket because behind the big white house on the NW corner of 52nd and Howard is where Mama Kitty froze to death. Now look for the Death of Baby Kitty."