Dick Dziewit

"I heard if you write down your account number, you can have free money."

"If it rains and you are on the side with the waterfall without your umbrella, make sure you get a spot under the small station before some asshole stands inside with their umbrella open in the middle"

"WRAPPING CURLY FRIES AROUND YOUR PENIS AND STICKING IT IN THE VENTS IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO CATCH FERRETS WITHOUT CATCHING RABIES"

"DO NOT EAT A TACO BOX ALONE"

"Take the time to talk to the employees. Probably the nicest people you'll meet."

"Make sure that while playing Jenga that your pants are on. Too baby incidents."