"Multi-flavored lamb and an order of fishy rice will serve three. Fishy rice tastes like Chinatown smells: Strong and awesome."
Dim Sum
· Portland, United States
7.4"The layout is cumbersome, the lighting is obnoxious and the attitude is as hipster as it gets. Holocene has the anti-midas touch: Even seeing a band I love there turns out to be a bummer every time."
Night Club
· Portland, United States
7.8"Challenge a friend to order their dish "hot" with you and see who can get the farthest. The wait staff will try to talk you out of it. Bring kleenex and brace yourself for the pain!"
Thai
· Portland, United States
6.4"Aside from the aforementioned bottomless mimosas, the Croque-Madame is greasy and porky and not to be missed."
Cocktail
· Portland, United States
8.1"Go to Pambiche and order a Sangria and a Croqueta Preparada sandwich. If it's sunny, take it outside. Got a bit of extra time on your hands? The house cappuccino is a pretty great finisher."
Cuban
· Portland, United States
8.8