"It your birthday? Simon the landlord may pull his trumpet out & give it a special blow. Notify him of your special day at your own discretion."
Gastropub
· Llanelian-yn-Rhôs, United Kingdom
8.0"Wait-rose is just a franchise & doesn't take Wait-rose card. Fake-rose."
Rest Areas
· Oxford, United Kingdom
6.2"Climb the trees by the golf course & play "Shouting at the Golfers". Bonus points if you overhear one's name & freak them out by using it."
Park
· London, United Kingdom
"Arrive more than 15 minutes before the store closes, or you'll upset the check out staff who just want to go home."
Grocery Store
· Auckland, New Zealand
6.7"Yes, this track really is just a private driveway."
"The "lookout" had crumbled, so if you're the type who gets excited about views, try to contain the excitement on this occasion."