"This place is awful, and I would boycott them even if they were good because of the paper menus they slip under my apartment door every couple of weeks. This is 2017 and wasting paper is not cool."
Sushi
· Brooklyn, United States
5.6"There's no swimming here! Who said you could swim here?!?"
Uncategorized
· Palu, United States
"Mention Billy and get a discount on all new MLB franchises."
Baseball
· Oakland, United States
7.9"Be sure to ask Garret about Diamond's specials!"
Office
· Oakland, United States
"While spanking visitors, be careful to achieve the correct level of redness."
Event Space
· Castro Valley, United States