Douche Le'Rouche

"Look out ladies!http://www.cityofmadison.com/incidentReports/incidentDetail.cfm?id=11401"

"Yo dawg, we heard you like fake trees, so we put a faux tree on your false tree so you can fake out trees while you fake trees!"

"'cause sometimes you want to act like a townie but have your bros close at hand."

"Welcome to your first mistake of the evening!"

"Read 'em and weep playas! Who's the mayor of the coolest bar with the best fake tree in Madison?"