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"Do not leave here without experiencing the spa - never seen better anywhere in the world!!!"

"Can recommend the salmon eggs Benedict as a pre-flight breakfast starter - best United first lounge I've been in"

"People are concerned that the new scanners could lead to pictures of their genitals on the Internet. Apparently no one has told them that without pictures of genitals, there would be no Internet."

"Terminal 4 affords one the rare luxury "wig spotting" a marvellous pastime that never ceases to amaze"

"If you want to cheat on the maze go to the exit and walk under the maze"

"Child friendly pub with little park and trampoline out the back - good range of roasts"