Derrick Testa

"Its always at the 22nd inch of meat inside of me that I get weak and can't take anymore."

"God is a lie."

"Best Indian food in Monroeville."

"The coffee is not nearly as good as you'd expect it to be."

"They have Pibb Xtra in their soda dispenser."

"The quality of The Big Cookie is very hit or miss. Sometimes fresh, sometimes mummified."