"Lynn's nails does not supply even simple drywall nails. Terrible ordering system. Never even have basic construction supplies. I don't know how Lynn builds a god damn thing."
"Really classy place. What better way to show your love and dedication than buying someone stripper clothes? Use as a birthday or anniversary present."
"There's a guy named Duncan who works at the front desk. Say mushroom foxes or something nonsensical for a 10% discount. There's a rug upstairs if you need a nap."