eevil midget

"Because it's under ground, mobile network signals are weak. Ask someone from the karaoke booth (not the bar) for the wi-fi password so you can check-in on Foursquare or Instagram ;)"

"For anyone new to the building, the cafe on the ground floor is through those wooden panel doors that look like a wall ;)"

"Experience Art as Lifestyle. Meet an artist every Saturday. No pretensions here, only the space to be curious. At the very least, you get a photo opp to share with friends!"

"Arrival before 9am means you can avail of free toast for breakfast. If you're lucky, for a mere 20p you might even get crumpets :)"

"They have a jukebox, a pool table and tv screens. What's not to like? More importantly, if you're hungry you can just walk across the street to get the most amazing dumplings at the cart."

"If you're lucky and particularly of awesome ilk, you might meet some assassins here."