Eric Jimenez

"Guess your experience here depends on the time of day and your level of entitled douchiness. Went in a couple days ago and had 3 different associates ask if I needed anything. Super polite"

"Future ghettoplex, for sure. I'm gonna do my best to enjoy it while it's decent, though"

"Truly a hipster's wet dream. Vintage cameras & Useless knick knacks all in one place?! Where's my moustache wax?"

"Best spot in Chicago for sweat & desperation!"

"Glow sticks & bath salts handed out at the doir!"

"On a scale of 0 to 10, how would you rate the accuracy and clarity of the inner voices?"