Tracie Billingham

"Don't wear black trousers round here you will leave very furry !"

"Hotel nice but food a bit ruff buff !"

"Don't miss the shambles on Tuesday and Thursday's fab music"

"Pick up flyer from customer service desk gives you a fiver off a £30 spend"

"New store just opened if you visit the customer service desk they have some flyers that entitle you to a fiver off a shop of £30 or more not to be sniffed at .... All clean and shiny in there."

"The home cooked food is excellent as is the laundry service, not a great place to stay if you suffer a cat allergy the house is run by 5 of the little darlings"