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Eduardo Simeon

Eduardo Simeon

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  • 185 Following
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    "Get bitched out by that blond behind the bar. Or the other guy ... the derivative hipster."
    Eduardo SimeonEduardo Simeon · March 4, 2012
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    · Brooklyn, United States
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    "Who likes spending too much on beer? YOU DO, STUPID."
    Eduardo SimeonEduardo Simeon · March 4, 2012
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    · Brooklyn, United States
    8.8
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    "$18 pitcher. Yea, that's perfect for all you trust fund hipsters. The rest of us are going elsewhere."
    Eduardo SimeonEduardo Simeon · March 4, 2012
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    · Brooklyn, United States
    8.8
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    "I don't even understand why you're here. Buy a pitcher why don't you, dummy."
    Eduardo SimeonEduardo Simeon · March 4, 2012
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    · Brooklyn, United States
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    "A tip: don't question their outrageous pitcher prices. If you do the staff will throw a tantrum."
    Eduardo SimeonEduardo Simeon · March 2, 2012
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    · Brooklyn, United States
    8.8